Not only is this chick a bit too old to be on social networking sites, but now she needs to hit the gym hard body karate!! I mean I always knew she was packing a bit extra but damn, now that I’m seeing the comparison I’m thinking twice bout hollering at this one. (yes that is my Photoshop handy work )

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When ever I’ve met a girl off the Internet I’ve found it handy to stay in my car until I see her, just for the fact that it makes for a seedy getaway when Godzilla gets out of her car and comes waltzing over your way. Sure you’ll feel bad for about 30 seconds while your driving away and that big smile quickly converts to a frown, but hey getting herpes because you had to down 15 shots to be able to tolerate her pterodactyl looking face and didn’t wrap it up would feel bad too!

So if you do choose to meet you women off the internet lucky for you facebook shows your mutual friends. Why is this important? Have enough of them with a chick and she’ll prolly think that she knows you some how. Poke her a few times (cuz that’s not sketch at all) and you’ll be good to go! Just make sure you stay in your car!